I THINK HER NAME WAS BRAH-BRAH
You guys are pretty much never going to get a real post-year blog-down.
In my last blog, I alluded to some decisions that some people may not be happy about, and promise to eventually elaborate, so here we go.
I have decided that since I hate school (like, pure, unadulterated hate) it is weird to continue. Why […]
CAN’T BE TREATED LIKE CLIENTELE
Sorry about the extreme lack of updates. Work has been good… got some overtime this week, which was nice, even if did mean only getting three hours of sleep on Friday and Saturday. Gross. School is in full swing, and right now I should be working on a speech.. except, it’s not something I am […]
DON’T LEAVE ME HANGIN ON LIKE A YO-YO
Me: Hi! May I help you?
Customer: What’s your tattoo?
Me: Oh, it’s album art from my favorite album.
Customer: …which is?
Me: Oh, um… it’s ‘Underneath’ by Hanson.
Customer: (laughter) Hanson? Hey, that’s cool, I won’t laugh.
Me: Heh… okay. What’s your date of birth?
Customer: It’s (blahblahblah).
Me: And a phone number?
Customre: Why’s that?
Me: heh..
Customer: It’s (blahblahblah). So… are you wearing […]